Marley Guest Posting
Hi ya all - Marley here "guest" posting for Michelle this morning. So she gets this dog crazy news letter from PetCrazy.com. I was reading it this morning while I had my MilkBones and thought I would pass it along. Really people pay attention to what us dogs are trying to say. By the way Michelle is most guilty of #2 and #3. Which ones are you most guilty of with your dog?
Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
the literary mouse
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Reader Comments (7)
That is so funny!!! Thanks for the morning laugh!
I am an offender of 3....all of the time.
Marley...Adeline thanks you for posting.
Argh, my bratty dog (not sure which one but I suspect it was Annie) peed on my carpet while I was out this morning. They went out for their morning "pees & poos& only an hour before! Gahhh...thank heavens for oxyclean (mix powder w. warm water, pour on stain, scrub w. a brush a bit then blot or use an extractor...)
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